Manny Being Mustache.

It's official, the Dodgers landed the big prize in this year's trade deadline craziness.  Manny Ramirez is the new left fielder in LA!  All we had to give up was a major league ready 3rd baseman in Andy LaRoche and a low-A pitcher that I've never heard of.  If we were going to rent a player for the last couple months of the season this is certainly the way to do it.  I predict the Dodgers go on to win 90 games and take 1st place in the National League Worst... uh, I mean West.

On another note, I grew a child molester mustache.  I grew it for LOTS of reasons and I think it's pretty awesome.  I've only had it for a couple days and it's brought all kinds of good luck.  Like Hoof Hearted (my softball team) finally won a game.  Not only did we win, but we did it in convincing fashion.  I went 4-5 with a double and a triple, 4 runs scored, and 2 RBIs from the lead-off spot while beating the other team like a rented mule 20-3.  And then today we get Manny.  My run of good luck can be attributed to nothing other than...

THE POWER OF THE 'STACHE!